I kind of like that comment so much myself that decided to post it here... enjoy..
and Richa, I have added a few more lines to it :)
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Hello ji :) kaise hain?
aur canedda wala chachaji bhi theek thaa?
haanji meri ludhiyane wali mausi ka bangalore wala betta bhi theek hai ji...
oye aage aage bado... gate par bheed mat lagao...
gol chakkar, 6 7 9 10 11 12 22 ...noida noida noida
abe tu ja na...
bhaiyya thodi khatti chatni to daalo
yaar kya mast item hai...
2 tickets for the 730 show please
i'd like to have a super veggie pizza... ice tea for me and coke for the lady please
oye chotu, 4 chai de 3 number pe
abe kutte kahan mar gaya kab se horn baja raha hooon
pencho aa to gaya kyo ma chu** raha hai
ab bakwaas mat kar, waise hi pencho late ho gaye hain
sirji cosmopolitan 10 ki 4... le lo please
abe nahin chahiye
Ladis seat khali karo oye
ustad ji rok-ke
tere baap ka maal hai kya
achcha kitte dogi, aap hi bolo, bohni ka time hai
mataji, taaje hain ekdum.. abhi mandi se laaya hoon
pencho aaj to chu*iya kat gaya free mein...
saale meri gaadi ke neeche hi aake marega kya?
chutte nahin hain.. aage bado
tum to thehre pardessssiiiiiiiiii... saaaath kya nibhaogeeeee
yaar ye garmi maar daalegi aaj to
darling aa raha hoon.. traffic mein phasa hoon kya karoon
lets go to elevate tonight... heard there is some firang DJ playing there...
Gawd, I need some bisleri... my Gawd its too hot... oh gawd !
t-shirt paintees(35) nikaar paintees(35) ye bhi paintees wo bhi paintees
bhaiyya jantar mantar chaloge?
aage bada le isse
oh teri thulle...
main hoon aapka ulta pulta nitin
hum aakashwani ke dilli kendra se bol rahe hain...
aage ek red light padegi wahan se left le lena, phir ulta haath ki taraf dekhte hue chalna, ek neela makaan hai uske baad wala right le lena...
ye saale rikshey wale auto wale chor kahin ke...
Old Delhi? oh no. I have never been to Old Delhi.. its so crowded and messy... oh Gawd.. its so hot.. oh Gawd
abe music world se kyon le raha hai, Palika se le aa... sasti milegi
bhai kya crowd thaa party mein.. maja aa gaya... videsh ho rakha hai dilli to
tring tring... babuji zara dheere chalo.. pehli nazar mein pehla sasural genda phool pyaar ho gaya... tring tring...
yaar thulle ne pakad liya thaa.. bekar ke 50 rupe kharch ho gaye !
staff hai!
chutte nahin hai?
50 mein chalna hai to chalo... achcha 70 de dena.. na ! 60 bas... uske upar kuch nahin... sigh.. achcha baitho...
yaar bahut try kar raha hoon par pencho pat nahin rahi... kitne chakkar kaatun ab uske college ke... petrol pump mere baap ka hai kya
chotu chaaron tyre full kar de
sir aaj card wali machine kharab hai
ek navy cut dena
burp !!!
gadhe ke poot yahan mat moot !
gola gareeeeee
to aayiye diness se poochte hain unhone kya plan kiya hai apni girlfriend ke liye... to bataiye diness...
i want to dedlicate this song to all the viewers, my sister, my mother, my father, my brother, my brother's friend's sister, my friend's sister's brother and my girlfriend.. love you all
pencho gane bhi suna do... ad hi chalate rahoge kya
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I could have gone on and on and on... but I guess lets bring this post to a pause right now..
will get back to it sometime later :)
Hahaa... enjoyed it. :)
ReplyDeleteIts just soooo Dillii... u jus like captured it! :)
ReplyDeletenice read.. ooh.. and there's also the famous "ghar pe ma-behen nai hai kya" or... "dekh-ke nahi chala sakta?"
Fun fun dilli city is!
:)
hahaha..mazaa aa gaya!! ab dilli jaana hai!!
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I am laughing out soooo loud in my cube and this gora sitting next to me asks me why am I laughing.. too bad he cannot understand !!
ReplyDeleteThis was the POST OF THE YEAR. isko to main 200/100 doongi :D
I can add to this waise.. FB pe ek group banate hain.. dilli bhasha :P
Esp coz just a few min back I was missing Barista while sipping starbucks.. so my emotions were ripe and ur post just hit the right chord.
Waise main old delhi jana bhi nahi chahta, its really very very crowded. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing. People sitting around me are wondering ki mujhe kya ho gaya hai!!!
Berry, berry Phunny!!
What the heck... tum logone kya mujhe Delhi-sick karne ki kasam khai hai?
ReplyDeleteOh... how I miss Delhi now!
@subbu
ReplyDeletei guess both of them are delhi sick right now rather than making u one :D
@ Richa
ReplyDelete:)
@ Medhavi
:)
yea those ones too... hehehe...
@ Gunjan
ekdum badiya thought hai :)
@ Shivi
hehehe... too bad !!!
Actually I have a blog called Dilli Darling, you might want to join that with me and write about Delhi :)
@ Abhi
bhai you don't know what you are missing.. old delhi is by far "THE" best part of delhi that I know... there is so much character in the walled city that any number of visits are not enough to get enough of it...
kabhi mere saath chalna tu
@ Swati
hehehe...
:)
@ Subbu
hehehe... haan kasam kha li hai.. aur tu ja to raha hai may mein !!! kya tension hai tujhe !
@ Deepu
very well said :) very very well said :D
Arre wah..ye to delhi ka sahi description hai!!
ReplyDeletejust remebered one more thing..ye meri parking space hai..aap apni gaadi hataiye!!
Lol!
ReplyDeleteAnd may I add the advertisement that is found painted on the underbridges adjacent to the railway tracks, it always makes me crack, and whenever I call up my buddies we always make sure we say it. Here goes.
Rishte hi Rishte, ek baar mil to lein
My Fav... language in delhi...this is to die for...so many and such contrast...bhai...ekdum awesome... The best thing is a good thought through abuse is so appriciated..I almost feel like clapping at times... like the one..."Uski ma naach rahi hai aage".." Udd ke chala ja.." mar ja ke...marta kyun nahi...marega yahan aa ke... awesome...
ReplyDelete@ Vaishali
ReplyDelete:)
@ Jas
hehehe... you bet..
@ Aro...
bhai i have to agree... par maine apni conversations is post se door rakhi thi... I would need a page full for writing them !!!
Hey Prashant,
ReplyDeletesabse pehle 1 dilli wale ko dusre dilli wale ki taraf se hello! :)
reading your page since the day I was googling abt "sasuraal gainda phool" and got ur link in one of the results... i enjoy ur posts thoroughly and honestly, this one is the best so far :)
keep writing, m a regular now ;)
Sweety.
:) :)
ReplyDeleteDilli captured live
@ TSB
ReplyDeletethanks :) I am more of a UP-iete than a Dilli-wala but having said that am more than in love with the city :)
and glad to know you are regular.. hope to see you around !
@ Wildflower
:)
boy... ROFL... wat a post this izz.. arey bhai dinesss, haath utha ke khare ho jaao.. :D
ReplyDeleteU know wat.. aaj hi din me dilli cheh(6) dekhi.. aur ab ye post.. maza aa gaya.. upar se ye gana(link attached) sun raha tha, tamil hai.. lekin is post ke saath sunne me intereshhtinggg laga.. bhai.. mastam post tha yeh...ekdum ultimate..
http://tamilmuseek.com/Yennai%20Theriyuma/Tamilmp3world.Com%20-%20O%20My%20Love.mp3
@ Main
ReplyDeletedilli 6 dekh kar mujhe to kuch khaas maza nahin aaya...
aur wo simpu sir ka dialogue to mast hai... the gabbar wala ad is too good...
the MMS one, the gaane mein vibration wala are amazing...
:) i should post that sometime here on chai ki dukaan !
:)...
ReplyDeleteIts raining Dilli all over suddenly - movies, pics, people and now blogs ;)
:)
ReplyDeleteawesome posting about dilli