पिक्चर : शोले
सन : १९७५ (1975)
निर्देशन : रमेश सिप्पी
निर्माता : जी पी सिप्पी
कथाकार : जावेद अख्तर, सलीम खान
संगीतकार : राहुल देव बर्मन
अब मैं क्या बोलूं? मुझे तो सब पुलिसवालों की शक्लें एक जैसी लगती हैं...
शायद खतरों से खेलने का शौक है मुझे...
लेकिन ! भागने की कोशिश मत करना !!!
वीरू से टक्कर !!!
मैंने कहा था... भागने की कोशी श श श ... क्या बोलता है? भाग तो सकते हैं ! इससे इस हालत में छोड़ कर?
खाना पीना साथ है, मरना जीना साथ है.... सारी ज़िन्दगी...
ये दोस्ती .......
अरे उठाओ अपनी लकड़ी और निकालो पैसे
पैसे ! ऐसे कैसे पैसे मांग रहे हो?
वो नोट तो दो रुपे का था !
अरे तो ये लकड़ी दो रुपे की है !
दो रुपे में इत्ती सी लकड़ी !!
और नहीं तो क्या दो रुपे में आप सारा जंगल खरीदने निकले थे?
सूरमा भोपाली, हम जेल जाना चाहते हैं !
अल्लाह आपकी तम्मना पूरी करे !
भोपाल होता तो हम वैसे ही दो मिनट में आपको अन्दर करवा देते ! हमारा नाम सूरमा भोपाली वैसे ही नै ये!
क्या के रहे हो आप !!!
अगला सीन है जेल का... वहां से कहानी बाद में !!!! इंतज़ार कीजिये भाग २ का !!!
तब तक शब्बा खैर !
ओह, और हाँ ! यहाँ पर सिर्फ़ मजाकिया भाग पेश किए जायेंगे॥ कृपया और किसी तरह के भागों की अपेक्षा न करें।
Arrey...yeh to meri sabse pheburate phillum hai. Itni baar dekhi hai ki humber bhi yaad nahi. Mujhe ek ek dialogue rataa hua hai.
ReplyDeleteMujhe yaad hai ki main aur mera bhai, TV mute kar ke dialogue boltey thay...jaise dubbing kar rahe ho...hehehe
Chalo, tum se (aur 'chai ki dukaan' ke fans se )'ek sawaal'...
Gabbar ke baap ka naam kya tha?
And it is NOT a PJ. Batao to jaane, pyare mohan...hehehe
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ReplyDeleteoye yeh to mera sabse funny scene tha.. good sequence..
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to see, sorry... read the entire film here.
ReplyDelete@Swati - Hari Singh, son of Dasrath Singh.
Arre wah..Chai ki Dukkan pe to ab sawaal jawaab hi shuru ho gaya..sahi gyan mil raha hai film ke baare mein!!
ReplyDeleteBadhiyaji badhiya...ye apni fav. phillum hai...puri ki puri yaad hai...aur aane do...hum majje lenge ji...shukriya :-)
ReplyDeleteyun ki humen bekaar ki baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahi... toh hum sirf yehi kahenge ki ye post bahut mast hai :)
ReplyDeletelekin ab sochne wali baat ye hai ki part 2 kab aa raha hai... jail wala scene kab dekhne (padne) ko milega...
sawal ka jawab: gabbar singh ke father ka naam hari singh hai.. it is mentioned - after holi scene- when thakur narrates to jai & veeru how he captured gabbar and took him to the court, there gabbar's father's name is announced during court's proceedings.
@ Subhadip & Mayuri: Aur aap ka jawab hai bilkul sahi...taaliyan!!!
ReplyDeleteaap ko milti hain 2 cup special chai!
Chotu, 2 chai dena...malai maar ke :P
@ Swati
ReplyDeletethis is one of my personal favorites too.. that is why I am watching it and taking notes :) like the post above !
now I have not really reached the level of remembering the dialogues but I shall soon !!!
and chai ki dukaan ke fans can be terms as Chai Wale...
@ Iya
:) my favorite has to be the jail scenes !!!
@ Subbu
:)
I remember radio when movies were aired on it... Vividh Bharti ya aakashwaani par aati thi
@ Vaishali
:) :)
@ Kanchan
aa raha hai dheere dheere :)
@ Mayuri
hehehe...
part 2 ramgarh se aayega.. Kalia gaya hai lene Veeru ke saath !
and hats off to the details about Hari Singh!!!
@ Swati...
Chai ki dukaan par koi chotu nahin hai... wo padai karne gaya hai paas ke school mein..
yahan par chai khud laani padti hai stove se !
@Om: Arre Omzi, daant mat lagao...'Chotu' is not a 'chotu' in the literal sense. Uska sirf naam chotu hai...woh bachcha nahi hai.
ReplyDeleteBut agar chai ki dukaan pe koi chotu nahi hai to phir, I'm sorry...
I'll serve the tea to the winner myself :)
"Subhadip, Mayuri...yeh lijiye aapki spl chai, malai maar ke...aur ek chai Omzi ke liye bhi..." Khush? :)
Sholay wargi film koi nahi bani ajj tak!I saw this movie when I was little kid (and many times later as a grown up when I could understand it better).
ReplyDeleteOne time it was playing in theatres again and we went to watch it...I did not understand the concept of movies and "filming" at that time and got really scared when there was a scuffle between Sanjiv Kumar, Amitabh-Dharam with the dacoits enroute a train. I thought that Sanjeev Kumar got hurt for real and started crying…my poor Dad had to go to lengths to explain me the concept of “movies” which of course I couldn’t get at that time. A few years down the lane we went for another Amitabh movie, and there was another theatre across the street that was also playing another Amitabh movie. I pestered my Dad to explain how can he act in two movies at the same time at the same place [Yeah, I am slow]. To date all my buddies make fun of me!
@Rhapsody: I didn't know the answer...but can I still get a cup of tea....please... :)
@Jas: arre bilkul teacherji, ae lo ji ik cup garma-garam spl chai, malai maar de :)
ReplyDelete@ Swati
ReplyDeletewaise on second thoughts, chotu ke bina chai ki dukaan adhoori hai !!!
tumhe hi chotu bana dete hain chai ki dukaan ka :D
@ Jas
mar gaya main haste haste... kya mast time hoga twade daddyji ke waaste ! soch rahe honge ke kya dodo beti hai :D
aur hun dekho... kaneda wich doctor banan waaste aa gai...
way to go girl ko kaise bolein punjabi'ch... umm... oye Jass... tussi chak de phatte :D
Aur ji chai to yahan jab chaho tab milegi.. poochan di vi koi lod nahin si !
@Om: yeh lo! Tumne to mere dil ki baat keh di...main to khushi khushi 'chai ki dukaan' ki chotu bann jaungi... :)
ReplyDelete@ Swati..
ReplyDeleteitte aaraam se maan gai... phir kya fayda !!!
abb..bephijul baat karne ki aadatt to hai nahi humari...
ReplyDeleteyun ki... na maanane ki koi baat hi nahi hai...
humne to khud hi voluteer kiya tha pehlay, tabhi to sab ko khushi khushi chai pila rahey they hum...sirf 'chotu' ki upadhi nahi thi, woh to tum ne kaha to humne accept kar li...yeh to wahi baat hui...billi ke bhagya se cheenka toota...chalo abb main jaati hoon ...warna kahogay ki 'kitni saari baatein karti hai'
Jai ramji ki :P
@Rhapsody, bahut shukriya garma garam cha pilaan layi, bahut swaad si! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd lol@ your Basanti enactment! :D
PB, arre hor bahut saare "dodo" waale kisse hai mere kol, kadin time mileya taan blog post likhoongi! (Yeah, I kinda feel sorry for my Dad for all that he had to go thru to get to my "dodo" brain. And that is why I love him so much!).
And "Chakk de Phatte" is correct! :)