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03/11/06

The iTcH i CaNnOt ScRaTcH...

Things/people/actions/situations which catch/grab/demand my attention...

1. Dirty Shoes...
2. Girls whose cleavage shows and is a delight to watch...
3. The too loud and gaudy belt buckles...
4. Corporate Politics... people trying to use someone else's work for their numbers...
5. Times when I know when my friend is in trouble, and is not sharing the thought or the situation...
6. Females with unshaved arms or legs that show...
7. Thick wallets... full of cards and cards and more cards... visiting... debit...credit...discount.. cards and more cards...
8. Cars with the tinted dark black front windscreens...
9. Maruti 800s with alloy wheels...
10. Panty Lines under tight trousers... Someone please file a case against such women!!!!
11. Guys who just can't take their eyes off breasts...
12. People who do not look at me in the eye while talking to me...
13. A situation where the girl has amazing assets and I should continue talking to her without looking at them :(...
14. Guys and Gals who wear low cut jeans... I am not sure what do they get out of showing off the undergarments!!! Do you know?
15. Politicians who lie... are there any who do not fit into this criteria?
16. Too much affection... it’s like having sweets the entire day... I like them, but I still cannot take too much of it...
17. Guilt of not being sensitive enough at times... But if I am sensitive, then I am calling for more dependence, and phew... trouble as well at times...
18. People talking irrationally about relationships, even after being in and out of one...
19. People trying to not use the actual words when they want to know about someone's sexual experiences... the expressions... the replacement words and phrases...
20. Bad Keyboards in cyber cafes...
21. People spitting on the road after opening the doors of cars...
22. People who use high beams... as if they are focusing on their relatives dancing nude on the high road side platforms...
23. Incorrect statements made with confidence...
24. Men talking on the phone while peeing... argh!!!
25. Mandira Bedi/Karishma Kapoor/Kareen Kapoor.... They should be asked to get out of this planet...
26. Lack of ethics on the road in India...
27. Lack of ownership for the lane/street/sector/town/city/state/country in India...
28. Back biters...phew... some of them should be killed...
29. Mobile Phones ringing when you are making out...
30. Availability of mobile network at places where you want to be alone...
31. Expectations of replying to forwarded SMSs...
32. My inability to remember dates... :( thankfully a lot of people are kinda fine with it now...
33. My lack of love for books... I read a lot about my line of business and my work... books and things which are pages and pages in length... but other books... phew :(
34. My comfort with things going wrong at times... not that I do not do anything about them, but lately I have accepted that things would go WRONG when they have to...
35. Different names of Sanitary Napkins that girls use... they would not really refer to it by the actual term, but use a replacement...
36. People who would sit in a restaurant and loudly ask for napkins... well a paper tissue would be a better term....or what I use... "Haath Pochne wala Kagaj"...
37. People smoking and acknowledging that Smoking is bad for health, their and others at the same time...
38. The love for Porn and the lack of acknowledgment of the same....
39. Girls who claim about not been an audience to a porn movie... and girls who have actually not seen one...
40. People who think that you can only love lovers... and as soon as you are affectionate with a person of the opposite sex, would link you to them and call you a couple...
41. People who have dirty feet…
42. Red shoes… Yellow shoes… Shoes with loud heels…
43. People scratching their butts, crotch while moving in a public place…
44. My tummy :(
45. People who claim to be good speakers and do not know how to answer questions…
46. My lack of vocabulary and inability to understand long sentences or heavy words…
47. My wondering what is it that girls look at when they check out guys?
48. People who would keep cribbing and not take care of things to resolve the issues.
49. NGOs that focus on teaching the underprivileged but not really trying to stop the mass production of these underprivileged… I mean you can teach someone till 5th or 6th but then WHAT?
50. The amount of educated illiterates present in this world today…


Some of the above itches, I just cannot scratch… Some, I try… but my hands cannot reach them… and some I am scratching while I am writing this!!!

There are many more…but then I guess for today, I am good with sharing these Itches… any lotions suggested???

25 comments:

  1. MF

    Let me read it now... it's a long list!

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  2. # subbu...

    :D kya timing hai bhai logon ki !!!

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  3. Bhai ... hum in sab mamlo mein thoda fast hai ;)

    Bhai ... waise to saare points acchhe they... par point 47 sabse intriguing hai - what do girls check out in guys?

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  4. # subbu...
    i guessed as much...

    so you are scratching an itch too :D now... lage raho....

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  5. you appear to focus a lot on the B(r)est ...he he he

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  6. # ankur...
    everyone does :) i am just noticing that they are noticing :D

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  7. HMMM....What a list.

    I have already answered point 47 for Subhadip and hence would not elaborate.

    I agree with points 1,3,4,5,14,and many more actually. Just something I would like to say...Well a Sanitary Napkin is a sanitary napkin and the reason why women say other words is precisely because...lets say. why does a man call it a dick? or a chotu or Junior or man....get it?

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  8. sab mast hai.......aur point no 47 ka ans kisi ke pas nahi hai...so just enjoy

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  9. #25 Please add Himesh Reshameiyyya (However he spells it) to this list.

    And I know!!! I can't help but notice how people ask for 'napkins' when they should actually say 'tissues'.. :|


    And, dieting abhi tak shuru nahi kiya bawa?!!! :O

    :P

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  10. Pretty exhaustive list!! :p

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  11. @ kanu....
    arre... mereko to batao ... point 47 kebaare mein...

    about the Sanitary Napkin thingie... it does not bother me or anything... i am just curious...

    about men.... men usually do not use the correct lingo for anything related to sex... they would replace the word with something suggestive and talk about it...

    # deepak...
    :D lets see... i have requested Kanu to talk about it..


    # Rohit...
    :D valid point.. fair ask...

    :D

    nai re... no dieting..

    #avantika...
    :D there is more :D

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  12. Well....Point 47 answered....to all men...just one word of caution...they all do this but what do they prefer is something only they know...

    Oh ..i answered it on my blog....just in case you thought the above was the answer!

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  13. but which ones do you like and which ones turn you off? sometimes it's difficult to get that ;P

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  14. after a long time i have dropped in to this blog.. lost it somehow in the middle.. good to see the shinig nobility of the spirit..

    keep it up d00d :)




    PS i loved the pics

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  15. zaalim lotion try karr ke dekh..saw the ad on Doordarshan... :-D

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  16. # kanu...

    :) points read and noted...

    and the post on your blog... awesome !!!

    # soo...
    umm... these are things which i like, do not like, get irritated etc etc ...

    i will leave it to you see what i like and what i do not... time ka saath...


    # pawan...
    mere bhaiiiiii... good to see you here :)

    # ankur...
    kahan lagaun? :D

    # mayuri...
    these are not observations...

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  17. Hi, I didn't read this post. What attracted me were the Kolkata photos as I am a resident of Kolkata. Nice photos! Beautiful picture of Howrah Bridge and the one with the daab.

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  18. 32. My inability to remember dates... :( thankfully a lot of people are kinda fine with it now...


    acha hua yeh likh diya nahin to main likh deta:-)

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  19. Intersting and hillarious post:-

    2. isnt that deliberate at times...

    5. you shud understand others have this itch too...

    10. you make me cautious......thanks for the disclaimer

    11. some thing inborn cant change... i think gals shud accept now :)

    12. thats the most irritating thing... mah boss does it all the time

    13. tuff fite

    14. i second that

    16. thats a faked affection when its too much

    17. u cant please the entire world can u?

    19. the word seks is a tabboo

    25. i second that for mandira she is anything but a value add

    35. u guys never miss the point do u heeheheh inspite of we disguising it

    38. isnt that cause of demand an supply

    40. how i wish i cud explain that too a lot many

    43. thank god some guys shares that view

    44. ur tummy is absolutely fine... i think its more to love of u now...

    oops i m sorry for the lonnggggggggggg comment but cudnt help it so provoked i was

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  20. # butterfly...
    thanks :)

    # aseem...
    bhai maaf karde... nai to i will die with guilt...

    # anony...

    phew... pretty interest comment this is... :)

    but it would have been nice if you had left your name too along with the comment :)

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  21. I am going to comment on some.

    20. Bad Keyboards in cyber cafes...
    Yeah, I know what you mean. Why are they all universally bad?

    21. People spitting on the road after opening the doors of cars...
    Utterly gross.

    22. People who use high beams... as if they are focusing on their relatives dancing nude on the high road side platforms...
    This cracked me up. I could hear you say this. I just laughed and laughed and laughed.

    23. Incorrect statements made with confidence...
    There are some of these sorts in every office, aren't there? More so than in any other kind of institution.

    And this reminded me of our mega argument and debate post RDB viewing.
    50. The amount of educated illiterates present in this world today…

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  22. # sayan...
    thank then you ji :)

    i had that discussion after RDB in mine when i was writing point 50 :) missed you....

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  23. I'm trying to write about the Itches...but somehow not getting enough time to put the right words, don't want to offend anyone who reads that.

    hopefully it will be done this weekend.

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  24. # sandhya...

    you write because you want to... and trust me someone or the other might just offended... u just cannot help it re...

    go ahead write !!!

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