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22/02/06

aNiMaL iNsTiNcTs !!!

we talked about how cewl would it be to have some animal organs....

something like you could eat whatever you can.. and then chew like cows do...

well.. how awkward would it be to have 4 stomachs outside your body... you might also see a trend where these stomachs would have clothes designed for them...

and then came something very very interesting...

she wants to have a tail....

the first use that i could think of was... that while she was making out with someone.. and he wanted to go away.. she could just grab him by the tail and bring him back towards her...

and also she could use the tail to hit the guys who make passes at her in buses trains and other places...

and she is one person who usually visualises what is being talked about.. so i am sure..
she has already thought of and visualised the following situations...

  • she hogging all day... saving it in one of her stomachs... and chewing it in the evening while reading her favorite book...
  • she making out with her boyfriend... his phone ringing.. he moving away... and she catching him using her tail..and bringing him back...
  • she standing in a bus, and hitting the hell out of the guy who just made a pass...
  • she flaunting her well groomed tail in front of all her friends...
that brings me to something more serious then that conversations...

i read somewhere about what i am going to write next.. when.. i do not remember...

  • learn patience from a donkey...
  • learn cleaning from a vulture..
  • learn cunningness from a fox...
  • learn memory from a elephant..
  • learn faithfulness from a horse...
  • and a few more qualities from leopards, lions etc etc etc...

comments anyone.....

12 comments:

  1. u cant learn INSTICTS ..its inbuilt ..:)
    like u can have elephant memory ..
    have faithfulness as horse or dog..
    loyalty as lion...
    n so many things..

    but what actually u can learn frm the animal is ... innocence,truth n most importantly "how to survive "

    :)

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  2. and regarding using mozilla - which browser by mozilla? their KDE or firefox?

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  3. the list in the end makes sense to me. baaki, pata nahi yaar!! :)

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  4. INSTINCTS come frm past experiences.......its a mix of both.....ur experiences as well as ur inbuilt mechanism......

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  5. Prashant, no comments man! Seriously, WHO talked about this to you? Err.. Doped? Drunk?

    *kidding!*

    I'd say.. What about a fresh tail for guys too.. IMAGINE!
    Tch tch.. How gross I am.


    And, isn't faithfulness from a Dog? than a Horse?

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  6. kinda visualised........ but its interestingly funny.... the last conclusions, can relate to most of them....... how i wish kinds.....u might find it funny but have always craved to develope on some qualities of a dog..... like faithfullness....and no expectations........

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  7. Well, I agree with Rohit. Sounds like a completely doped out conversation. :)
    But then again, what's life without a few of those?

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  8. What the hell have you written here...crazy stuff

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  9. # chitra...

    instincts can be learnt too....
    i have to disagree with you here...

    and i will agree parially with you in the second para.. how to survive yes... innocent.. all the time.. no...

    $ burf...
    tere liye nai hai.. tu mat samajh..

    and mozilla...

    % bastm...
    to me the entire convo made sense... :D

    the last part is good yes..

    % deeps...
    true...

    &rohit..
    doped.. drunk no... perfectly balanced convo this was....
    :D

    faithfulness from a horse... dogs good.. horses better...

    @ aqui...
    yes.. it was funny to be in such a convo...
    i wish you luck for all the qualities that you wanted.. may you get them.. and develop them...

    *woodsmoke...
    it sounds like that.. however the convo happened when both the parties were totally not drunk or doped out...

    $ anony...
    hehhe... are you angry...
    hehehe...
    crazy is normal !!!

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  10. comments.......no comments!!

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