HoW 2 B SuCcEsS-FoOL !!!

how to be success-fool at work !!!

ever wondered.. here is how...

• When you do something... make sure a lot of noise is created... the entire world knows about it somehow or the other...
• Make sure that you look and sound like the boss when you write an email
• When you talking on the phone with someone, asking them to do something.. and telling them a point.. make sure atleast 10 people around you are forced to listen to you because you are talking too loudly... well that makes them know that you are the boss !!!
• when you have to give gyan to someone... just forget all the good that they have done @ work.. and then teach them a lesson...
• make sure that you act as a filter of information... keep the control with yourself.. do not ever let anyone get credit for what they do.. coz if they do.. then you are not going to get the credit..
• even if you leave from the office early.. make sure that you log back in to your email at odd hours and send the important emails at that time... and that includes writing emails on a sunday too...
• make sure that before you leave from office.... you make a few calls from the landline to a few important people so that they know you are in the office.. working late nights and very hard...

there are few more things that you can do... however i would enlighten the world about them a li'il later...

doing or not doing these things is totally the readers discretion... please do not come to me and tell me that the tricks did not do wonders for you @ office...