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13/02/06

HoW 2 B SuCcEsS-FoOL !!!

how to be success-fool at work !!!

ever wondered.. here is how...

  • When you do something... make sure a lot of noise is created... the entire world knows about it somehow or the other...
  • Make sure that you look and sound like the boss when you write an email
  • When you talking on the phone with someone, asking them to do something.. and telling them a point.. make sure atleast 10 people around you are forced to listen to you because you are talking too loudly... well that makes them know that you are the boss !!!
  • when you have to give gyan to someone... just forget all the good that they have done @ work.. and then teach them a lesson...
  • make sure that you act as a filter of information... keep the control with yourself.. do not ever let anyone get credit for what they do.. coz if they do.. then you are not going to get the credit..
  • even if you leave from the office early.. make sure that you log back in to your email at odd hours and send the important emails at that time... and that includes writing emails on a sunday too...
  • make sure that before you leave from office.... you make a few calls from the landline to a few important people so that they know you are in the office.. working late nights and very hard...

there are few more things that you can do... however i would enlighten the world about them a li'il later...

doing or not doing these things is totally the readers discretion... please do not come to me and tell me that the tricks did not do wonders for you @ office...

21 comments:

  1. hey r these tried n tested tricks....hehe.

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  2. # me...
    how i wish.. i could have tested them... i suck @ each one of the tricks
    :(
    big time...

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  3. Happy valentines...

    testing tricks?

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  4. @ demi...

    same to you ma'am.. hope you have a great Day(t)
    and testing tricks... no.. i suck when it comes to the things writtien in this post...

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  5. exactly my sentiments......you are not a pro at it thats why its their on your blog....n i m sure u are trying to adopt and learn these tricks of the trade

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  6. @ aqui78...
    i am not a pro at any of them...
    and i am happy to tell this to you and i am not trying to learn or adopt a single one of them...
    i cannot play games @ office... and i never would...

    # chitra...
    :)

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  7. I am glad......good keep it up........ one shud never loose his/her identity

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  8. @ Woodsmoke ..... why do u say thanks to me

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  9. @ Aqui...
    that was a mistake by me... i was logged in using Woodsmoke's id.. and wrote the comment... deleting that comment now...

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  10. hi prashant, haven't been here in a while. hope you are doing great. the tips are interesting, i know a few people who use them too. btw, the profile is good, maybe you could have smiled a bit too. :)

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  11. # burf...
    !!!

    # priyangini...
    i am just fine... yea the tips are interesting.. even i know a few people who do these @ work... they get the credit for this post, however putting up their names here is going to get me into trouble
    :P

    i did not know this pic was being taken actually... nai to ek achchi se smile bhi karta :)

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  12. While reading this, our conversation about 'discrimination' struck me.. Remember?! :D

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  13. $ rohit...
    excuse me for the 128 mb ram chip in my brain... par mereko yaad nai aa raha :(
    thoda yaad dila kya bol raha hai tu...

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  14. oh yaar.. that conversation about the discrimination at workplaces.. between male and female employees! yaad aaya? and how females make more money at events... yaad aaya 1995 model dimaag?! :P

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  15. That's a great story. Waiting for more. »

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