Mother to Many!

So you have any kids?

No!

Planning for any?

No!

Can you have any?

Yes!

Still not planning?

No!

Why? Do both of you agree?

Yes, with our own reasons! He has his own, I have mine!

Hmm! And your reason is?

If I have a kid, I will probably spend everything that I earn on him/her... not that I earn too much but whatever it is it would be spent on that one child. Now if I do not have a kid of my own, I can probably use that li'il money to raise more kids outside my own family. The mouths are already here, the kids are already here... I did not bring them to this world! but they are here. I rather use my money to raise them!

Hmm...

Small Talk!

So! what's up?

Nothing?

YOU! nothing? impossible! Something?

Nothing!

Since when?

About an hour!

And before that?

Something!!

Ah! I see! I know! So what's up?

Nothing!

Oh common! your nothing always means something!

Right! Everything means something! nothing means something too!

Everything is something, and nothing is also something, which kind of means, everything is nothing, or nothing is everything!

Whoa! that is something!

Or may be nothing! or everything! who knows!

Someone!

I think everyone!

or maybe No one!

Everyone has to know something about someone!

Someone would know everything about no one!

But they would claim that they know everything about someone!

No one knows everything about someone!

Someone does not know everything about someone!

What do you know?

Everything!

Everything about something?

No! something about everything!

So! What's up?

Nothing!

The Rule of Thirds

There are three kinds of conversations that a man can live with all his life

1. A completely non-sensical braindump of bullcrap with no boundries on groseness or irrelevance of two consecutive words or sentences

2. A intellectually stimulating discussion which focuses on problem solving, development and/or sustainability, short or long term

3. A light hearted conversation and argument to know and tell about how much he is loved, wanted and cared for

Continuing with my mathematics (which ended up in my leg being pulled all the way from Dhaka, which I loved by the way!), let’s do some additions… tell me

1+2+3 = ?
1+2 = ?
1+3 = ?
2+3 = ?
1 = ?
2 =?
3= ?


Essentially I am asking; what if a man is getting one or two or all three of these, what does it make him?

The 8th Day !

I have been thinking for a while about this and I finally talked to Uncle God to see what does he have to say about it... here is how our conversation went...

Me: Uncle, I need another day ...

Uncle: For?

Me : To have fun... Weekdays seem to be too busy at work, and weekends as well fly away... when do I have fun...

Uncle: And?

Me: So you add another day in the week... make it an 8 day week... and the 8th day would be the "Funday"... I will only enjoy on that day... no sad feelings, no dull faces... only fun !

Uncle: You are crazy fella ! And me too, for keeping up with you... but I am sorry, I cannot just add another day to the week... Even I am hit by recession... even I am short of days these days ! I rather give another day for people to eat, and another day for people to live.. don't even get me started on that note.. but here is what you can do...

• When you wake up in the morning, thank someone that you have another day to enjoy !
• When you brush your teeth, dance
• When you are cooking in the kitchen, dance
• When are walking to the office, or driving or cycling to the office, listen to your favorite music... and do that when you are coming back from work too
• When you meet people in the elevator, always say a hello
• When you are taking food in the cafe, greet the person on the other side of the counter
• Before you go off to sleep, call someone you've not called in a while and talk for 5 minutes
• Don't ever sleep with a unresolved argument
• Sing when you take a bath
• Go out for a walk after you have your dinner... spend this time with yourself.. leave your phone home, leave your iPod home as well
• Cook for someone you like
• Write a letter to your parents
  
• Play, run, jump, hop whenever you get an opportunity
• Once a day smell something nice
• Compliment when you like something
• Ask for opinions from the sales people when you shop
• Find a complete misfit cloth, wear it and show it your friends
• Make faces in the mirror
  

Do these and come back to me... I will tell you a few more things to do... If you still feel you need another day called a "funday" we will think about it !

aur pyaar ho gaya !!!

Bhai, mujhe pyaar ho gaya hai...

Abe phir !!! abhi pichle hafte wali ka kya hua?

Bhai, usne after that day skirt hi nai pehni... pyaar sab dhak gaya mera !!!

Tum BC... sirf badan se pyaar karte ho...

Par bhai, aatma dikhti nai hai.. sirf body hi dikhti hai...

Ya right... ab? ab kya dikha..

Bhai, uska chehra ghoom raha hai saamne.. teen din se... sota hoon to wo nazar aati hai.. uth-ta hoon to wo nazar aati hai... sach mein ho gaya hai is baar to pyaar...

tereko na, fifth time hua hai pyaar... and guess what in only 4 weeks...

yaar teri samajh main nai aata.. ye sachcha pyaar hai... tujhse jhoot thodi bolunga... Par mere nai lagta wo bhaw degi... uska boyfriend hai already i guess.. bahut khil khila kar has rahi thi wo us Launde ke saath...

Achcha hai saale tere liye... tere dil ki MCBC honi hi chahiye...

tu dost hai ke dushman... kutta kahin ka... main kuch aur dhoondta hoon...

haan zaroor... chal chai ki dukaan par chalte hain... wahin baith kar discuss karenge..

chal...

aur 2 ghante baad...

bhai.... mereko pyaar ho gaya hai....

What's the Point?

This question at times stares me in the face...

Whats the point?

~ In thinking of a day after tomorrow when you are not even sure what happens tomorrow?

~ In thinking of a dream you have, when you know the reality today is a different world from you dream?

~ In giving yourself a hope, a reason to live through today and tomorrow and day after with all that you have?

Right, whats the point? in trying, if you know nothing is going to happen right away?

I don't know whats the point!!!

and I don't know what to say, when someone asks me this question, Whats the point Prashant?

Thankfully I don't ask this question a lot... I think there is a point... if I believe in something, I don't care if it happens today or tomorrow... I will still give it what I can... I will live with some faith, some hope.. and I would make an effort... and not back off by asking myself whats the point !!!

Today I am closer to a few dreams that have been a part of my days, thanks to not letting this question contol my actions !!!


Thank you Uncle God for making me feel that There IS a Point !!! Just keep letting me hold on to that small thing called FAITH, even if I have darkness right in front !!!

Radhe Radhe...

Arobindo called me and this is how the conversation went

Aro: I have something very serious to talk about!!

Me : Kya ho gaya?

Aro : I am thinking, what happened to Radha?

(What the fkk, what happened to my car)

Aro continues : Not your car idiot...(No points for guessing that the first thing I think about when I hear the word Radha is my car) the Radha Radha... the Krishna Radha, Radha...

Me : What about her?

Aro : What happened to her?

Me : What do you mean what happened to her?

Aro : Where did she go after Gokul? Do you know?

Me : She never told me where she was going ! How the hell am I supposed to know?

Aro : But there has to be a mention somewhere? She was with Krishna, and we all know what he was upto throughout his life... what happened to her?

Me : Oh I remember, she got married to someone else.. and used to stay away from her husband and all...

Aro : Really?

Me : Nope.. I think that was Meera.. I don't know.. maybe she transmorgified or something herself into my car and is with me now....

Aro : Right, but what happened she broke up or whatever with Krishna...

Me : I don't know.. maybe she left or something... maybe she was a potential threat to Krishna and he hid her somewhere to save the world... but this needs an investigation... call Papa, he would know for sure...

Aro : Krishna would not do anything for the world and not speak about it... everything that he has done was properly broadcasted... any act done to do good to the world cannot be hidden.. there has to be something else..

Me : I guess so.. find out... call home.. and its their marriage anniversary today..

(Laughter from the other side)

Me : Not Radha Krishna's idiot, mom dad's... make sure you call them and wish them too...

Aro : Ya i know :D hehehe... i will call.. send me the numbers again will you?

Me : Roger that...

Aro: Chal tata..

Me : Ok Bye...

This is exactly how the conversation would have went if I was in India or on Mars for that matter... its amazing how a few things don't change... I am blessed !!!