DiReCt DiL Se... II

conductor ji conductor ji...zara mujhe bhi ticket dijiye, thoda dhyaan idhar bhi badaiye...
sunder sunder ladkiyon ke siwa bhi to kahin aakhen gadaiye !!!

police uncle police uncle... thoda dhaayn hamari suraksha par bhi to dijiye...
saare din hafta vasooli karke, raat to tharra pikar na soya kijiye...

dukandaar bhai dukandaar bhai... pyaaj itti costly kaise ho gai...
kya saari ki saari kheti aur production paper par bani development schemes mein kho gai?

media uncle media uncle... prince pipe mein phas gaya hai...
jaldi se jao, exclusive coverage do, ye topic ekdum fresh aur naya hai...

kahin aisa na ho ke competitor channel wale wahan par aa jayen...
aur aapke channel se pehle, khud hi ek sms contest chala jayen !!!

chalo ek naya sms contest chalate hain...
pata karte hain ke kaunsi chauki ke police wale kitna hafta khate hain....

jitni bhi rakam jama hogi usko bank mein dalwa dena,
in policewalon ko goli maarkar unke "next of kin" mein barabar barabar batwa dena...

arre wo dekho, rakhi ka ek naya scandal saamne aaya hai...
uski bikini ka piece, dilli ke 5 sitara hotel mein lawaris kisi ne paaya hai...

ab agle do din aap uski live aur exclusif coverage dikhao...
rakhi ki ek saari 25 bikini's mein kaise convert hui, wo zara janta ko samjhao !!!

mere desh ke honhaar TV channels walon... tum par mujhe naaz hai...
jo tumhaari aawaaj banke nikle wahi mere desh ki aawaaj hai...

bhale hi pramod mahajan par goli kyon maaari gai uska kissa ho...
ya kisi bade politician ke bete ki lifestyle par shoot kiye gaye exclusif videos ka hissa ho !!!

lago raho aur aage le jao mere bharat ko !!!
dil se na laga lena meri gusse se bhari choti si shararat ko !!!